about me

Keen is a spooky little boy.
Keen is a wizard.
Keen is currently typing.
Keen is here.
Keen is terribly atrocious at spelling, especially when he's out with friends.
Keen is a terrifying cook.
Keen is in the middle of telling a joke.
Keen just got out of the shower.
Keen is turning off a lightswitch.
Keen is cursed to live inside a mirror forever.
Keen is a man.
Keen is atrocious.
Keen only owns 562 items.
Keen is also known as "the goblin child of The New Beverly Theatre."
Keen is a candle in the wind.
Keen is sending you a message.
Keen is his name.
Keen is a parasite and he's living inside my name.
Keen is looking for requests.
Keen is a catperson.
Keen is a lizard person as well.
Keen lives inside his house.
Keen excercises 104 times a year.
Keen has a best friend.
Keen is buying a single one-way ticket to Conway airport.
Keen is eating McDonalds.
Keen is reading "The Bible."
Keen is measuring how long it takes to get from England to London.
Keen is disrespecting his heritage.
Keen wrote a graphic novel, he is currently looking for an illustrator.
Keen is perfecting the perfect tweet.
Keen sleeps for 2 hours, four times a day.
Keen is role-playing as himself.
Keen is deducing.
Keen can't come to the phone right now.
Keen enjoys the internet.
Keen is posting a letter.
Keen is an award winning composer.
Keen is in hawaii.
Keen has seen 2 films.
Keen is looking at the widest painting in the world.
Keen is a terrifying cook.
Keen is in the middle of telling a joke.
Keen just got out of the shower.
Keen is turning off a lightswitch.
Keen clicks his mouse.
Keen is making funny sounds.
Keen watches TV series on DVD.
Keen is listening to his favourite song.
Keen is building a gnome empire.
Keen is looking for help.
Keen likes the second season of "The Office."
Keen is hoping you enjoy your day.
Keen is staring at a pencil.
Keen is having a great time.
Keen drinks lemonade.
Keen is filling up his magical notebook.
Keen draws a perfect ellipse.
Keen is collecting train tickets.
Keen is sitting on three animals.
Keen wonders if God is trying to contact him.
Keen is cellotaping.
Keen is very far from any photocopier.
Keen is surrounded by WiFi.
Keen is a french new wave director.
Keen drinks 5 litres of water every night while he sleeps.
Keen has been alive for 44 Valentines Day's.
Keen is cellotaped to his chair.
Keen writing these on a notepad.
Keen is watching youtube videos.
Keen is named that.
Keen is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a frog.