wow so you really do wanna make contact?
this isn't going to be easy...
ya see I sort of messed up...
and lost my email...
but I'm almost certain it's at the bottom of this webpage!
just head down there and we should be able to find it...
yeah... down even further...
I think we're nearly there....
...think I see something!
it's a door! click on it and let's see what's inside...